The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the speaking president with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.347 billion lolers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 7,449 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 333,374 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, much of ROFLOLMAO LAND's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ROFLOLMAO LAND is ranked 103,443^rd in the world and 590^th in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 211.7 on the Clooney Contribution Index.